Bahalol & Monyet

Hm, as we were standing at the Borders Booth at The Curve Councourse Area CT Yam came over. Why am I not surprised? Christine came slightly earlier that very same day. For all of you readers out there, Christine & Ct Yam makes a slightly weird twin if I can say so - well this is my blog right? So I can definitely say so hehehehe. Ct Yam used to be our CO and Christine was my manager. They usually teamed together going to the banks early in the mornings of the shifts. Christine is a "Rebel" kinda manager. A gangho - I believe that's the word the Chinese usually used to describe these type of people. Normal youngsters slanga will be "Otai" I guess. Remember my "Tongue Clashing" with that Chinese customer who accused me of being racist? Christine stood by me even when those couples called her "Bitch". She stood by my side through and through. She even stood by my decision not to apologize to the &&&&&& ***-#### customer. I liked to tease her by speaking in Malay. Its not that she does not understand its just that when we talked too fast; she easily got lost in the conversation. "Aiyah, what are you guys talking about"? She would be asking me. And I would continue teasing her - "La Boss, if I kutuk you in English it will be no fun lah cause you would be able to understand me wouldn't you? Hehehehe."

"Aiyah, so bad lah this girl," She would say, before turning to go away and make herself busy helping us out at the Register usually. Well, eventually those two have plans to meet up for a short while & now Ct Yam is stranded here at The Curve. Well, anyway back to the current situation

Ct Yam asked me out of the blue "Kak, akak ada krisis ke dengan Kak I**?" That question sorta caught me by surprised.

"Why", I asked.

"Takderlah saya YM dia, dia tak jawab. Mesej pun tak reply," she answered me nicely.

"So what makes you think that it has got anything to do with me," I asked her back. Knowing CT Yam, she will try her best to not to tell what she heard until I informed her of my side of the story.

"Hari tu saya ada datang beli buku lepas tu Kak I** suruh Margaret shelve buku semula. Dia ada sebut lebih kurangnya macam ginilah, "Entah monyet tu hendak ker tak hendak entah." Saya pun tanyalah siapa monyet Kak I**. Dia kata kakak engkaulah. Saya tanya siapa, dia sebut nama akak. Tu yang saya tanya tu."

"Entahlah Ct Yam, akak pun tak reti nak cakap. Tapi memang akak adalah lawan cakap dia dan macam biasa barangsiapa yang lawan cakap dia akan di anggap musuh," I replied back. I was actually tired of her nonsense charade actually.

"Yealah, macam mana boleh jadi macam tu kak," asked CT Yam wanting to know the story. Well, I don't blame her either.

"Ada satu weekend tu akak kerja di atas dengan Jimi, Zana MC so tinggal kami berdua ajer. Akak ajak Jimi pergi makan sekali. Dah pukul 2 petang tu Kak I** call, tanya akak tak reti-reti nak turun? Akak jawab sekejaplah kak, budak petang tak naik lagi. Then akak turun dengan Jimi and the 3 of us walked to the Teh Tarik Place. Tengah berjalan tu akak teringat yang dia ada benda dia nak cerita pagi tu tapi tak sempat sebab masing masing ada kerja, so akak pun tanyalah dia "Apa yang akak nak cerita pagi tadi kak?" Tiba tiba dia jawab dengan nada bengang "Malas nak cerita bukan boleh percaya sangat mulut mulut orang nih, ada ajer nak menyampai karang. Malas nak percaya orang - lebih kurang macm itulah dia cakap. Akak tersentaklah kan, akak terasa macam dia tujukan dekat Jimi pulak; sebab yelah memang dari pagi tadi dia nak cerita pada akak kan, takkan dia sound akak pulak. Akak diam ajer lagi. Then akak bercerita dengan Jimi - pasal akak plan nak buat aktiviti mewarna untuk bebudak minggu ni sebab akak dekat Concourse kan, takder orang nak tolong Azreen buat recovery. Tetiba dia menyampuk "Ala, nama pun orang kalau kau suruh buat diorang tak mahu tak ada diorang nak buatnya."

"Kalau kita letak memang diorang akan buat sebab tak semua budak budak yang di tinggalkan mak bapak tu pandai membaca, ada yang budak kecik lagi. Bila diorang tak reti membaca diorang rosakkan lah benda benda yang keliling tu sebab bosan kan? Dulu memang kerap jugak kami buat, tapi lepas tu IT hentikan. Bolehlah suggest dekat dia semula nak buat balik aktiviti tu." Tetiba dia membentak naik suara dengan akak, nak marah marah "Tulah korang buat benda main buat ajer, nanti esok esok dia membebel dekat aku jugak. Penatlah nak dengar dia membebel!"

Akak jawablah balik,"Kalau akak tak nak dengar dia membebel janganlah layan dia. Sebab akak nak dengar, dia membebel lah dengan akak. Dengan kita orang takder pun dia membebel. Sebab kitaorang tak layan."

"Ko jawab senang lah - IT tu sampai ke mana pun dia cari akak kalau nak bercerita. Dah tak boleh nak elak," dia jawab.

"Kalau akak tak nak dengar dia membebel, akak beritahu dia yang akak tak mahu dengar dia membebel. Akak cakap aja, tapi dengar jugak," terus kami tak bercakap lagi dah. Akak dengan Jimi plan nak makan roti canai tapi bila kenang kena tunggu lama nak menantikan roti canai sampai, kami sanggup beratur nak amik nasi. Orang tak sukalah masam masam muka menghadap rezeki, suwei tahu. Lepas tu dia terus tak mahu bercakap dengan akak. Akak pulak pergi mampus lah kan, kau suka suka herdik orang tak heranlah kalau orang pun menjauhkan diri dari kau.

Dia kalau bercakap asyik nak mengherdik ajer kerjanya - tak boleh ker cakap elok-elok. Apa mak bapak dia lupa ker hapa nak ajar adap sopan. Padahal dah berkeluarga dah tu. Budak budak tak cukup umur kau nak herdik herdik bolehlah, dengan orang dah berumur macam hamba ini - sekali dua bolehlah sabar tapi kalau dah kerap jadi meluat jugak.

Well CT Yam just smiled, she knows that as bad tempered as I am I shall not shout at people for no reason. That's crazy. But I told her its ok, once she has come back to her senses she will be fine. "Layan kan jer CT Yam and just don't talk about it. Let it past" and she smiles at me :)

Come to think about it, the three monkey policy "Speak no evil, see no evil and hear no evil" hehehehe. I can't and refused to be surrounded by negative vibes. Not good for the brain and soul, but I must admit that its very difficult to stay away from it as it happens everywhere and anywhere. So please help me God :) please help to push away all the bad things that might affect me negatively, Amin :)